• Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
  • Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.

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some stupid girl keeps posting pictures all over my bf

they’re all close and flirty

way to friendly

bitch backoff

and m yboyfriend is an asshole for not saying anything

those pictures

look like she is his gf

like no

unacceptable

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fuckyeahsexandherb:

gypsy—rose:

two of my favorite things, zombies and pinups!